Fashion Show Going on Now at the Gift Shop!

Hello, Penguins!

Feathergreen here with the Fashion Show '12! It is going on at the Gift Shop! Check it out!





Alright, to be honest with you, this has GOT to be one of the WORST Club Penguin Parties EVER. Want to know why I am saying this? It is kind of a long explanation.

I think Club Penguin put this party on to advertise memberships. I think they want to brainwash member girls to show off their clothing to non-member girls and walk up and down the runway they have set up, so non-member girls will eventually become members, and pay, not $5.95 like it used to be, but $7.95 a month. I have some evidence why my hypothesis might be correct:

1. The Gift Shop is like a non-member hotspot, because they like sitting in the hairdryer chairs chatting, or they are there buying flags or backgrounds.

2. Notice how I never mentioned free items at this party. The reason why I didn't mention it was because THERE ARE NONE! That just proves that this isn't even a real party, and that non-members don't have a chance to show off

3. Most non-members I see around are girls, so they made the Fashion Show to target all the girl penguins, including non-members.

4. They are trying to jinx things like the Underwater Expedition, which turned out to be not an expedition at all if you weren't a member, so that was an advertisement too. Here is why:

. There was a place where you had to clean up the Dock from all of it's garbage, and if you clean up all of the garbage, you get a background. This is basically treating non-members like slaves

. The free item was an anvil called a "Heavy Hat" It was shaped like an anvil, and obviously you cannot swim with an anvil, and you would drown

. The actual expedition was only open to members, so if they needed to meet their member friends someplace, they would have to wait ashore for awhile until their friends returned.

That's all for now, and I hope you, well, sort-of enjoy the Fashion Show.