First "Talk to Feathergreen" Script

Ok, here is the script for my new talk show "Talk to Feathergreen"

Feathergreen: Welcome everybody! This is Talk to Feathergreen! We got some calls lately so let's get right to it! Here's our first caller:

Caller: You stink!
Feathergreen: Thanks for calling! *rolls eyes*
Feathergreen: Ok, heres another caller
Caller #2: When are you guys actually do something then to sit on your butts and talk?!
Feathergreen: Well Mrs. Smartypants, we are actually going to to something tonight.
Feathergreen: Ladies and gentlemen, heres my crush... Tourquioise!!

*audience clapping*

Feathergreen: So Tourquioise, how does it feel to be on this Reality TV Show tonight?
Tourquioise: It's an honor to be with you Feathergreen!

*brown penguin tries to record this act*
*camera has a dead battery and shuts down*

Brown Penguin: WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Feathergreen: SHUT UP IN THE AUDIENCE!!
Feathergreen: So now then you were saying...
Tourquioise: How about you play some clips form YouTube.
Feathergreen: Great idea!
Feathergreen: Let's play this video clip called "Rookie's Secret" by Eaglefan46 and his penguin, Oscar One!

*clip plays, audience is shocked*

Feathergreen: Now here is... Rookie!

*audience claps*

Feathergreen: So Rookie, is that the true secret about you?
Rookie: "I like to eat, eat ,eat, apples and bananas! I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas! I like to ate!"

*Feathergreen and Tourquioise are freaked out and silent for ten minutes*

Feathergreen: Ummm.. Okay then? That wraps that up folks!
Feathergreen: Now here's a Club Penguin Music video created by Fall0utgrl44, and her penguin, Prima Jess!

*clip plays. Audience cheers in excitement*

Feathergreen: Now here is... Prima Jess!!

*audience claps*

Feathergreen: So Prima Jess, how did you manage to create that video? Who knew you had such a great talent?
Prima Jess: Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
I guess I just lost my husband
I don't know where he went
I'm going to drink my money
I'm not going to pay his rent
I got a brand new attitude that
I'm going to wear tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight!
Na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight!
Na na na na na na na!
I WANNA START A FIGHT!!

So, so what?!
I'm still a rock star!
I got my rock moves!
And I don't need you!
And guess what?!
I'm having more fun!
And now that we're done...
I don't need you tonight!
I'm just fine!
And you're a tool so..

So, so what?!
I'm still a rock star!
I got my rock moves!
And I don't need you!
And guess what?!
I'm having more fun!
And now that we're done
I don't need you tonight!

Oh
Check my flow
Aw

The waiter just took my table
So I decided to throw some..

*Prima Jess uses fowl language and Feathergreen gets very upset with her. She had apparently broke the NO SWEARING! rule. So Feathergreen decided to turn the word s*** into shiz instead so she doesn't break any further rules about the show "Talk to Feathergreen"*

Feathergreen: Now then, carry on
Prima Jess: I guess I'll hang out with tom-boy
At least he knows how to get hit
If this song's on the radio
Then somebody's gonna die!
Na na na na na na
My ex will start a fight
Na na na na na
We'll all get into a fight!

So, so what?!
I'm still a rock star!
I got my rock moves!
And I don't need you!

And guess what?!
I'm having more fun!
And now that we're done
I don't need you tonight!

I'm alright!
I'm just fine!
And you're a tool so

So what?!
I'm still a rock star!
I got my rock moves!
And I don't need you!

And guess what?
I'm having more fun!
And now that we're done!
I don't need you tonight!

You weren't there!
You never were!
But that's not fair!
I gave you a live!
You want my all!
You weren't there!
You let me fall!

So so what?!
I'm still a rock star!
I got my rock moves!
And I don't need you!

And guess what?!
I'm having more fun!
And now that we're done!
I don't need you tonight!
I'm just fine!
And you're a tool so

So what?!
I'm still a rock star!
I got my rock moves!
And I don't need you!

And guess what?!
I'm having more fun!
And now that we're done!
I don't need you tonight!

Ba na da da na da!

Feathergreen: That was a little tiring.
Feathergreen: Are you finished!?
Prima Jess: Yes, yes I am
Prima Jess: And if you watched it this far...
Prima Jess: YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLL'D!
Feathergreen: Ok then,
Feathergreen: That wraps it up for tonight folks!
Feathergreen: See you again next week on "Talk to Feathergreen"
Feathergreen: Thank you, and good night!

*audience claps*

So how did you like the script? Well, if I get a YouTube account, I will post the same script only in action (just know the fine print. It doesn't mean it's certain. You need to read the "if" part)